It’s been FOREVER since I’ve been to a pole class. I’m hoping this week I can make my triumphant return. But the good news is I’ve been working hard at home.
I’m not going to lie to you though, I’m terrified the whole pole will come crashing down. I bought the X-pert pole (the spinning and static version) and aside from come slight “untwisting” (it’s odd to explain if you don’t have one…basically the pole has a big screw in the middle of one part that helps adjust the height) it’s been pretty fucking stable. More so the past day or so.
Seeing myself get back to where I was before my break is fucking awesome! I’m trying to perfect the moves I have before starting to get ahead of myself. I’m awful at getting out of most moves with any grace, but it’s coming along. Hopefully I’ll start to see the work pay off in my body soon. I was never in as good of shape as when I worked in my first club.
Shout out to the dude who felt so bad that the club was slow today that he sat at the stage for a whole rotation and tipped each dancer $100 “so that [we]’re not here for nothing”
Thanks man, you’re awesome
Good job guy!
Am I the only one who gets extraordinarily excited when good music plays in the club? Last night (like several other nights) I literally ran down from VIP to high five the ever loving fuck out of our DJ.
Got all the way to the Starbucks by work, then thought “nope” and turned right back around and went home.
If anybody has information on clubs in the area, please message me.
I’m trying to file my taxes, but I’m getting a bit confused here. I hear a lot about strippers filing 1099s, but according to the irs website/turbo tax it looks like I would have to get a 1099 from my “employer” which I have not/will not. Right now I have a 1040 and a 1040 chapter c, which lists m as the sole proprietor of a business, filed under entertainer. I really don’t want to fuck this up so if any of you guys have advice let me know please!
Management recently posted a sign, suggesting that girls wear more gowns. When it came up in discussion last night I learned 1)that my sense of humor and general conversation don’t align with that of the club’s owner/manager. He just doesn’t seem to understand me very well. That aside…
He argues for the fact that if you look expensive, you will make more money. He wants the club to look classy. He want’s us to accessorize and complete a work look. According to him, it’s about turning yourself into what men want.
I agree with some of this, and understand what he’s saying, but here’s my problem; Gowns don’t work for me. I feel awkward in them, I find them tacky 9 times out of 10, they don’t flatter my body type well. some girls look stunning in gowns, but they’re just not for me. Aside from that the girls who make the most money at the club generally wear thongs and a bra. They certainly do accessorize and look nice. For me, it works best if I try to be the sexiest version of myself.
While the managers have far more years of experience in the industry than myself, the fact is they have never been a stripper. There’s something distinct to be said for the actual experience of stripping. I respect their opinions and understand the general idea; look your best, make more money. Is there only one way to do that though? I argue no.
I would say just wear whatever is flattering on you. If the club has dress code rules, be sure to follow them. Good luck! You’ll get the hang of it. Once you start giving them regularly you’ll be able to give a dance without thinking.
Thank you! I’m glad I’m not just laughing alone at my own jokes.